Album Review: Mouse Rat – The Awesome Album (2021 Cassette)

This week is Cassette Week. Why not Cassette Store Day? Cassette Store Day was the worldwide response to Record Store Day but it has unfortunately ended, for an even more unfortunate reason explained below (copied from HIfi Choice).

‘Cassette Store Day, the annual co-ordinated release of music on collectable tapes that was inspired by the success of Record Store Day, has cancelled its 2020 event in the light of sexual misconduct claims made against one of its principal participants, Burger Records.

The event was planned for 17 October worldwide and would have been a boon to the resurgent industry re-emerging after difficult times under lockdown. It was immediately cancelled when news broke that Burger, based in Fullerton, California and the fount of many of the events’ tape releases, was accused of “normalising a culture of sexual assault” at its shows and within its catalogue of artists.

Despite an attempt to rebrand and launch a separate imprint for female artists in response to the claims, Burger has been forced to shut down entirely, prompting organisers to announce the cancellation.

In a statement on its Twitter and Facebook pages, CSD, which was launched in 2013, said of Burger: “We find this behaviour to be not only abhorrent, but completely unacceptable. We stand in solidarity with those who have come forward and those who have yet to.” ‘

It seems unfair to harm everyone because of the bad actions of a few, but I guess if that is what it takes to end this type of awful behaviour then maybe that is a small price to pay.

I wanted to review some cassettes to celebrate this week properly. Maybe some old, some new, some borrowed and some blue.

For the new I will review Mouse Rat – The Awesome Album. I will forgive you if you don’t know who Mouse Rat is. You may not have ever watched the network television show Parks & Recreation. Long before Chris Pratt was a big time movie star he played homeless, lovable goofball Andy Dwyer. Previously you would have had to buy a copy of a Mouse Rat (previously known as A.D. and the D Bags, The Andy Andy Andies, Department of Homeland Obscurity, Everything Rhymes With Orange, Fiveskin, Fleetwood Mac Sexpants, Fourskin, God Hates Figs, Just The Tip, Malice In Chains, Ninjadick, Threeskin, Two Doors Down, Penis Pendulum among others) album from Andy’s shoe shine stand at the Pawnee City Hall. Now I just had to make a couple mouse (rat?) clicks on Amazon Canada and it magically arrived a few days later.

5,000 candles in the wind – An ode to the mini horse Little Sebastian that died on the Harvest Festival episode. Bye Bye Little Sebastian. Miss you in the saddest fashion.

the pit – A mix between Boston -Amanda, Alice In Chains and Hootie and the Blowfish about the pit a homeless Andy lived in so he could be close to his ex-girlfriend Ann (Rashida Jones).

sex hair – More Hootie sounding 90’s goodness. Such a beautiful mess.

catch your dream (feat. Duke Silver) – Duke Silver is the stage name of Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman). Not is he really good at woodworking, he is pretty damn good on the sax.

two birds holding hands – I know. Birds don’t have hands. The ridiculous lyrics are actually part of the appeal of this song. I’m getting a bit of a Tenacious D vibe here, and that is always a good thing.

ann song – “La di da di da…ann……she’s not in my pocket, she’s not on the driveway, she’s not even in my hand.. Thank You”

the way you you look tonight – This would fit perfectly into one of those cheeseball Christmas specials on US network television by some past prime singer. The whistling is pretty cool but the guitar work is the ace for me.

menace ball – More Hootie. I actually would think this an old Hootie song from back in the day if I didn’t know better.

Time to Flip the tape over.

remember – Some more mix of 90’s grunge and alternative. “..You and me together forever..”

i get a kick of you (bonus) – The only song that never made it onto the show. It was recorded back in the day, but never made the cut. It was probably too short.

let’s call the whole thing off – Another short little fun ditty.

lovely tonight – Andy doing a little Elvis-like crooning makes for a nice change of pace, and the guitar work is subtle but really good.

i’ve got you under my skin – Andy needs to get some more celebrities and start the mouse rat pack.

i only have eyes for you – The jangly guitar is ace here but Chris Pratt’s vocals are pretty good too.

pickled ginger (by Land Ho!) – Andy got the band Land Ho! to get back together and Scott Tanner (Jeff Tweedy from Wilco, Uncle Tupelo) gives this song merit and it has a sort of Eagles Of Death Metal/Queens Of The Stone Age feel to it. It really sounds like the Wilco song of the same name (wink wink).

cold water by Scott Tanner (feat. Duke Silver) – Andy’s buddy Scott Tanner (Jeff Tweedy) from the band Land Ho! is great on this one, as is the guitar work, but the star is Duke Silver ((Ron Swanson) (Nick Offerman)) on the sax.

A really fun album. It made me smile. I really wasn’t feeling that great today and this album picked me up. If you like 90’s grunge, alternative, Hootie & The Blowfish, Jack Black, Queens Of The Stone Age, Eagles Of Death Metal and funny people that don’t take themselves too seriously, then check this out.

8/10

Album Review: Captain Lockheed and the Starfighters-by Robert Calvert (1974 UK LP)

Today history was made. Canadian William Shatner became the oldest man to ever be launched into space at the age of 90. To honour this accomplishment I wanted to review a space rock album. I purchased this album yesterday so I figured it was as good a choice as any. Robert Calvert’s name may not ring very many bells with you, but the list of musicians on this album is a who’s who of early to mid 1970’s space rock and out-there, experimental music, Canadian Paul Rudolph, Lemmy, Simon King, Brian Eno (credited as Brian Peter George St John Le Baptiste De La Selle), Del Dettmar (who emigrated to Canada right after this album), Nik Turner, Dave Brock, Twink, Arthur Brown, Adrian Wagner (great-great grandson of classical composer Richard Wagner) among others.

Robert Calvert was in Hawkwind for 3 years before leaving in 1973. After this he became obsessed with making a concept album about how the German Airforce purchased 916 F-104’s Starfighters from Lockheed. The jet had limitations such as short range and poor turning ability. It was basically a clear day, higher altitude rocket with wings. The German Luftwaffe had other plans. They wanted to add bombs, make it a lower altitude fighter in any weather. Add to this the lack of skill amongst the pilots and ground crew alike(the German Air Force had been grounded after WW2 for 10 years), it was a recipe for disaster. Of the 916 Starfighters flown by Germany, 292 crashed resulting in the deaths of 115 pilots. It was later revealed that Lockheed had bribed Germany and many other countries into purchasing the fighter jets.

Franz Joseph Strauss, Defence Minister, reviews the Luftwaffe in 1958. Finding it somewhat lacking in image potential – A spoken word section that sounds like WW2 German propaganda movie except done by an Englishmen using a bad German accent. These spoken word sections are laced between all the songs and sometimes come across as a Monty Pythonesque skit.

The Aerospaceage Inferno – No comedy skit here folks. This is an amazing song which could easily fit onto a stoner rock album in 2021. Driving, droning, pounding and repetitive. “..Fly through the ground like a circus hound through the burning hoop with just one bound, not even your ashes will be found, what a good way to go, what a good way to go..” Really great.

Aircraft Salesman (A door in the foot) – Amongst the musicians and singers included on this album there are others that performed the spoken word sections including Vivian Stanshall, Jim Capaldi and others. The tongue in cheek humour of this spoken word is how the Lockheed salesman ropes the German Air Defence Minister in to the sale by saying they will add a G to the end of the jets designation ( F 104 G). G for Germany.

The Widow Maker – This was the unfortunate nickname the jet got by the Germans after numerous crashes. There is nothing unfortunate about this track though. It is a mix between early 70’s Black Sabbath drone, mixed with horns and a bit of early Roxy Music that still sound great today.

Two test pilots discuss the Starfighter’s performance – More comedic spoken word skit in which the voice actors give up pretending to be German.

The Right Stuff – This one has a pre-punk era punk sound to it. If Lemmy, Brian Eno, the Sex Pistols and Kyuss would have been thrown into a time machine this song would be the result.

Board Meeting (seen through a contract lense) – More fake German accents discussing how many jets will be bought and why the high costs. “G for Germany”.

The Song of the Gremlin (part one) – This one has a real Brian Eno feel. The screeches and synth work are fitting to the German theme with an early Krautrock feel.

End of side 1

Ground Crew (last minute reassembly before takeoff) – The bumbling aircraft mechanics (with British accents back) discussing a loose bolt. One says it has to give a bit in the wind, like a bridge. The skit ends with the sound of the jet crashing. Remind me if I ever get to fly at Mach 2 that I bring my tools along to check the work of the ground crew.

Hero with a Wing – This one is listed in brackets as a folk rock song on the album liner. I would say this song is more progressive rock meets space rock meets NWOBHM than folk. Sort of if Jethro Tull and Iron Maiden were to collaborate and instead of the flute had some spacey synthesizers thrown in for good measure.

Ground Control To Pilot – Basically as it sounds of chatter between ground control to the pilot but premise is the ground control is checking to see if the pilot has all of his anti psychotic meds on board.

Ejection – More pre-punk punk goodness. I can almost imagine the Sex Pistols listened to this song and used it to help form a base for God Save The Queen.

Interview – A ridiculous discussion between an German officer and new recruit(along with British accents). It almost has a Meatloaf – Bat Out Of Hell feel to it. Again, I believe this is another one that influences a future amazing album.

I Resign – Germans resigning in unison.

The Song Of The Gremlin(part two) – This has a very Pink Floyd – The Wall feel to it. Even including the part two. A third example of what I believe influenced a future amazing album.

Bier Garten – “Do you want to buy a Starfighter?” (German accents are back) “Well then buy an acre of land and wait” Ouch

Catch A Falling Starfighter – A tribal sounding song with a pounding drum, vocal harmonies, background talking and radio transmissions, explosions and haunting wind noises. A really great song to end this album where it began, on a great note.

Robert Calvert wanted to be a fighter pilot but was rejected early on due to an inner ear problem (which I share as well). He also suffered from bipolar disorder and perhaps that was part of the obsession that led to this album. After hearing this one I will be searching out more of his music and I urge you to do the same.

Congratulations on your accomplishment today William Shatner. You boldly went where no 90 year old has ever gone before.

9.5/10

Album Review: Neil Young – Harvest (1972 LP)

Today is Thanksgiving Day up here in the Great White North. We celebrate Thanksgiving on the 2nd Monday in October, roughly 6 weeks earlier than our neighbours to the south due to our colder climate. Thanksgiving has been celebrated in Canada since 1879, and even though it’s a National holiday, many people still have to work it, often receiving larger compensation for doing so. Basically Thanksgiving is a day to give thanks for a good harvest. I figured Harvest was as good an album as any to celebrate the day.

Out On The Weekend – Neil Young named his backing band for this album The Stray Gators (Ben Keith – steel guitar, Kenny Buttrey – drums, Tim Drummond – bass, Jack Nitzsche – piano & slide guitar, John Harris – piano on the song Harvest). They do a great job of starting this song off before Neil joins in with harmonica and vocals. The drums and bass especially have a hypnotic, driving beat. Simple but effective. The mouth organ sounds awesome and the steel guitar sounds sort of haunting and spooky. Neil’s vocals are some of his best. A really good lead off song.

Harvest – Today I give thanks to Neil Young and this album. It really is a harvest of bounties for the ears.

A Man Needs A Maid – Some may feel the addition of the London Symphony Orchestra is a weird addition on this album. I personally like it. The change of pace is nice. It’s kind of like hearing Uncle Neil and John Williams performing on the same album. That surely can’t be bad.

Heart Of Gold – Neil Young was performing on The Johnny Cash Show. Also performing that night were James Taylor and Linda Ronstadt. Neil asked them to help him on this album and this song is one they sang background vocals on. The Stray Gators lay down the beat, the aforementioned superstar background singers back Neil up, and Neil delivers amazing vocals, guitar and harmonica work. Possibly as close to a perfect song as there ever was.

Are You Ready For The Country – Speaking of Superstar backgound vocalists, this one features David Crosby and Graham Nash. We all know how awesome CSNY is. This one is pretty awesome as well.

Time to flip the big slab of black wax over and see how side 2 sounds.

Old Man – More James Taylor and Linda Ronstadt. More great guitar work. More amazing backing band rhythm. More near perfect song sounds.

There’s A World – The London Symphony Orchestra is back on this one. It (and A Man Needs A Maid) was arranged by Jack Nitzsche. If he was good enough to invent the Wall Of Sound with Phil Spector and be a part of the Wrecking Crew, then he is good enough to arrange a few songs here. It has a very soundtrack-like feel to it. I mean that in a very good way. Although shortly after this album Jack began to suffer from depression and often fought with the rest of the band, he does an awesome job here.

Alabama – I can imagine the record execs not wanting to alienate fans from an entire state by recording this song, I can also imagine Neil not giving a rat’s ass. Sometimes it’s best to admit you did a people wrong, apologize, and promise to do better, and never do it again.

The Needle And The Damage Done – Drugs seem to go hand in hand with rock and roll, but heroin in particular was really taking it’s toll on musicians in the late 60’s and early 70’s. Neil’s bandmate in Crazy Horse, Neil Whitten was part of the inspiration for the song. Unfortunately Whitten did not take heed of the lyrics of this song and died 9 months after the albums release. This song is a live version with Neil playing a concert at Royce Hall-UCLA(Los Angeles) in 1971 with an acoustic guitar.

Words/(Between The Lines Of Age) – The editing between the last song and this is a little awkward. Hard to know where one stops and the other begins. Other than that it’s a pretty damn fine song. This time Steven Stills helps Graham Nash out on background vocals. The Stray Gators and NSY as it were. That sounds like a great combo to me. Neil’s guitar work especially is a great way to close out this album. A really underrated song that never gets radio play. Too bad.

This album has twice been voted to being the 2nd best Canadian album of all time. I would concur that it is probably one of the best.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Even if you don’t celebrate it I want to give you thanks for reading my blog. Cheers.

10/10

Album Review: Eddie Van Halen-VHBNVH (2021)

Today marks the 1st year anniversary of the death of Eddie Van Halen. I still can’t believe he’s gone. I stopped blogging for a while during 2020 but Eddie’s death hit me real hard. I almost gave in and wrote a post that day but I didn’t. Today, hopefully I make up for that. I wanted to respect his greatness by reviewing an album. I narrowed it down to the DLR era. However, I hold those albums in such great regards, as do many others, so I felt that I would be preaching to the masses. Saying 1984, 1978’s S/T, WACF, II, and Fair Warning were great albums would be like saying water is wet. My favourite album by the band is Diver Down, and I contemplated that one. Many people would put it way down the list, but it was the first VH album I bought, with my own money that I earned on my paper route. Also, it was my first cassette purchase ever, and you know how I feel about cassettes. Diver Down holds a special place in my heart. I was close to doing a review of that album but wasn’t ready yet. I’m not sure how to describe it. How can I tell others what this album means to me? I think it would take me days, maybe weeks to write about that album and how it makes me feel. Who has that kind of time? Not me. Therefore I chose to review an imaginary solo Eddie Van Halen album called VHBNVH (Van Halen But Not Van Halen). For the sake of honouring Eddie, I will imagine that all of the songs were EVH solo songs, and any additional vocalists/musicians were guests on his solo album.

That’s Why I Love You – Van Halen III never gets the love. Probably wrong place at the wrong time for Gary Cherone. It might have been better for him if Eddie had just asked him to do the vocals for a song on his solo album. He probably would have been seen in a better light over time.

Crossing Over – This Japanese bonus track/single from the Balance era has been heard by few VH fans. This is a shame that will be rectified by this EVH solo album.

Joy To The World – I am not a huge fan of hearing Christmas songs in October, however if the song has a a mix of Steve Lukather and Eddie Van Halen I could make an exception.

Blinded By Pain – Eddie showed off his prowess not only on guitar but bass on this track. Rich Wyman does a pretty good job handling the vocals on this one.

Untitled (Gene Simmons Demo-Vault Collection) – It’s my imaginary album, so I say there is a killer song that Gene didn’t want to release because a) he was jealous b) he couldn’t take all the money from c) all of the above.

Eastern Bloc – When Thomas Dolby wasn’t getting blinded by science, he and his wife were hanging out with Eddie and Valerie Bertinelli, and not even producer Andy Johns crashing his car on Eddie’s property or Alex Van Halen telling Thomas he was not welcome could keep this song from being on the album.

Bluesbreaker – Brian May and Eddie trading off riffs in tribute to Eric Clapton. Sounds like a bluesbreaking trifecta to me.

Eagles Fly – Sammy Hagar singing on the Eddie Van Halen solo album. If only there was a cutesy name that could represent the collaboration. Eddie Hagar? Sammie Van Halen? How about Van Hagar? Yes!!

Twist The Knife – Eddie actually plays the bass and lets Toto guitarist Steve Lukather take the guitar/vocal duties for this song which started out as a demo for the 5150 album called “I Want Some Action”.

Respect The Wind – Hey Bro, do you want to do a song on the Twister soundtrack with me?

We’re The Greatest – “I got Van Halen, I don’t need a bass line.” LL Cool J gets it.

Lost Boys Calling – Roger Waters will only work with Eddie if he does his best David Gilmour impression. That is ok with Eddie and it’s totally fine by me.

Can’t Get Away From You – I listened to this song years ago on Nicolette Larson’s s/t solo album years ago. As I was listening I was looking at the credits to this song. The guitar musician was credited as a question mark. The first second of the solo I knew who it was. Eddie takes credit here on his solo album.

Beat It – Say what you want about Michael Jackson’s personal life. The man could really make a pop song “pop”.

Evil Eye – Eddie was in England and Tony Iommi invited him to his house. They went to the local music shop where Tony asked the chaps if Eddie could borrow a guitar(a signature EVH series). This song is both the result and the album closer.

Rest In Peace Eddie. Say hi to Ronnie James Dio and Gord Downie for me.

National Day for Truth and Reconciliation Album Review: The Band – Music From Big Pink(1968 LP)

Today marks the first National Day for Truth and Reconciliation. This is a day to honor the survivors of Canada’s residential school system, and those that did not. It was a black mark on Canada’s history and this day is a step toward repairing the damage that was done. I chose today to honor Robbie Robertson, whose mother was both Cayuga and Mohawk. Robbie would often visit Six Nations Reserve to visit family and it was there that he learned to play guitar. So we have the peoples of Six Nations to partly thank for the incredible music Robbie has given us.

Songs From Big Pink by The Band. No, not the band Steel Panther, although that title suits them perfectly, but The Band. They began as The Hawks, the backing band for Ronnie Hawkins, then later were the backing band for Bob Dylan. In the late 1960’s Bob Dylan lived in Woodstock NY and The Band took up residence in nearby West Saugerties NY. The siding on the West Saugerties home was pink, hence the nickname Big Pink. Not only this album but also Dylan’s The Basement Tapes were first played there. In fact 100’s of songs were conceived there in a short period of time. The talent level in that home may have been unlike any other home ever. The Band went to studios in NYC and Los Angeles to record this album but they wanted it to sound just like it did in the basement.

Tears Of Rage – One of 3 songs on the album that Dylan had a had in. Robbie’s guitar wails so amazingly on this one I could swear it was an organ. The keys work is amazing, the drums so pronounced, the horns hauntingly creepy and even the rattlesnake-like tambourine set this album off on an amazing musical journey.

To Kingdom Come – The bass is more pronounced here. It has both piano and organ work, both excellent. The vocals are amazing of course. It is The Band. However, I think Robbie’s guitar work may be the best part of this song, and that’s saying a lot.

In A Station – Old timey keys start this one off. It could have been a throwback song played in a western saloon during the gold rush. However it was more modern. A mix of clavinet and piano that sounds very psychedelic at times but 100 years old at others.

Caledonia Mission – I’m always happy to see the name of a Canadian town in a song title. Not surprising since 4 of the 5 members are Canadian. Again Robbie’s guitar may the best part of this song, but the keys and vocal harmonies are really great as well.

The Weight – What can I say about this song that hasn’t been said? A perfect song that we’ve all heard a million times.

Time to flip the record over folks.

We Can Talk – Thankfully it’s not a Joan Rivers song. It’s just a song with great vocal harmonies and even a shuffle beat.

Long Black Veil – A haunting song originally done by Lefty Frizzell. Lefty has that old man whistling ‘s’ sound that reminds me of the creepy old dude on Family Guy though. Johnny Cash does an amazing version. However, this version is perfect. SOOO GOOD!! One of those few examples of a cover that is better than the original.

Chest Fever – Those keys. Those amazing keys. The wicked drums. The unique guitar work. Another perfect song. The vocal harmonies and amazing production by John Simon are enough to make Brian Wilson go crazy. Sorry(how Canadian of me), bad choice of words. One of the heavier songs in The Band’s repertoire, and one of the best.

Lonesome Suzie – This one has an almost Motown like soul sound to it. Robbie switches up the guitar tone (I assume he used a unique guitar on this one).

This Wheels On Fire – Early wah pedal funkiness and psychedelic keys mixed with Bob Dylan co-writing credits can never be a bad thing.

I Shall Be Released – The album closer is the only one written entirely by Bob Dylan. As usual it is written wonderfully. A different version was used on The Basement Tapes, however I much prefer The Band version. Richard Manuel’s vocals here are so high and so right.

Since today was also called Orange Shirt Day I wore my orange Miami Dolphins jersey while I wrote this. I suggest to all my fellow Canadians to don your orange shirts and play some music by indigenous artists. This one might be a great place to start.

9.95/10

Album Review: Toronto – Get It On Credit (1982 LP)

Toronto were a short lived Canadian band from the early to mid 1980’s. While they were around they had a succession of hits on Canadian radio and one from this album that made the U.S. charts. After 1985 the band was no longer and lead Holly Woods was left twisting in the wind. It’s too bad because they had the chops. If Ann & Nancy Wilson can still be plying their trade 45 years later, then Holly should be as well.

Break Down The Barricades – The start reminds me of 70’s Supertramp meets 80’s Styx. Then a wicked female vocalist belts out the lyrics and you know we’re in for something completely different. Holly has that sweet spot right between Ann Wilson and fellow Canadian Darby Mills(Headpins) covered. The guitar work here is great and the keys are cool but not over the top 80’s.

Your Daddy Don’t Know – This is an uncommon theme in rock music with a female rock singer promoting female empowerment and sex. Hi Infidelity indeed. Also uncommon was a rock band that had not only a great female vocalist but an amazing female lead/rhythm guitarist in Sharon Alton. A really good rocker that still holds up today.

Start Tellin’ The Truth – Gary Lalonde(later of Honeymoon Suite) was the new bassist for this album and he asserted himself on this song. The guitar work was great and Holly does a great job as well.

You’re A Mystery To Me – New drummer Barry Connors'(later of Coney Hatch) drum work and Scott Kreyer’ keys are the heroes here.

Don’t Walk Away – The song has an almost crying effect to the guitar similar to The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald. That is one of my favourite songs so I’m all in. Holly proves she can do a ballad as easily as belting out a rocker.

Get It On Credit – This one picks up the pace. The mix of pounding guitars, drums and bass followed by quieter sections focusing mostly on Holly’s quieter vocals make this a cool dual threat song.

Sick N’ Tired – Not a bad song that has really good elements but the keys are a bit dated in 2021.

Ya Love To Love – It kind of reminds me a bit of a Bryan Adams song. In a good way. If the backing band for Bryan had joined with Ann Wilson this would be the result.

Why Can’t We Talk? – I know guys. This is the last thing a dude wants to hear from a woman. However, this one is actually worth putting down the remote to listen to.

Run For Your Life – There was only a split second between the end of the last song and the beginning of this one. Here we have a rocker that closes out the album in fine fashion. The keys are just right, not too much this time. The bass is a bit louder than some of the past few and the guitar is great, including really nice solo. Holly belts out the tune in her usual great fashion.

If you like female fronted rock bands that truly know how to play, you can’t do much better than this one.

8/10

Album Review: Max The Axe – Oktoberfest Cheer (2021)

Before I begin the review I will show you a rough copy of an email I am proposing to send to Kitchener City Council.

Dear Kitchener City Council. I am writing you today to propose that today (and moving forward every opening day of Oktoberfest) be Max The Axe Day. ‘Why should we do this?’ you ask. Good question. The answer is simple. Max The Axe rules. Do you have any more questions? ‘We already have enough fame and notoriety with Oktoberfest. Why do we need it to also be Max The Axe Day?’ you ask. This answer is also simple. Oktoberfest sucks. Max The Axe rules. No really. Oktoberfest has crap music. Stale Beer. Drunken idiots spilling their drinks and heaving. Loud obnoxious goofs. ‘Oktoberfest also has ladies in dirndls’ you say. Yes, that is pretty awesome, but if you add Max The Axe Day to that you would have a real party on your hands. Looking forward to hearing from you. I hope you can see my logic. Please do not make me send my legion of devoted followers (at least a half dozen at last count) to City Hall carrying a ghetto blaster playing the Nickelback’s Greatest Hit cd (it’s just one song on repeat).

Pygmy Blow Dart – Do you like Josh Homme’s music but detest his douchebaggery and his stupid face? Yeah me too. If so, then give this song a spin. The bass and guitar solos are wicked. The drums pound they way they should and the vocals are like a much less slappable version of Josh Homme. The “round and round” and “Dope” parts threw me off a bit but the song is still awesome.

Thirsty And Miserable – Like the way I always felt in the 3 mile lineups at Oktoberfest. The musicianship here again is awesome but a special shout out to Mike on the geetar. Really great. Eric does a wicked job as usual on the vocals.

Oktoberfest Cheer – Like the best 80’s Canadian punk band you ever heard. Imagine DOA, NOmeansno or Dayglo Abortions crashed the stage at Oktoberfest when Mike Ladano’s favourite old customer Walter Ostanek was up there schlepping his polka oom blah blah accordion. Instead of botting him off stage they let him join in. Big shot out for the guitar effects on this one.

Thanks to Max The Axe/Mike Ladano for gifting me a copy of this new ep. I really appreciate it. Hopefully as much as Kitchener will appreciate Max The Axe Day.

8.5/10

Album Review: John Prine – John Prine (1971, 2021)

2020 was a tough year for the entire world. The musical world lost one of the best in John Prine. I wanted to write about him but I went on a sort of unpaid sabbatical. I just didn’t feel like blogging much. Listening to music and blogging are addictive though so luckily I’m able to get back into it with an album of this magnitude.

John Prine was a Vietnam Vet who was working as a USPS mailman. One night he went to an open mic night at his local Chicago watering hole and was drunkenly grumbling about the “talent” onstage. He was told if he thought it was so easy he should get up on stage, so he did. The owner offered him a job on the spot. Shortly there after Roger Ebert popped into the bar after reviewing a movie and saw John on stage. He never did music reviews, but he just had to write about the unknown John Prine. Shortly thereafter Singer Steve Goodman convinced Kris Kristofferson and Paul Anka to go see John Prine play. The 3 men sat in the empty bar and John played a few songs. Paul Anka flew him to New York to sign him to Atlantic Records and this album is the result.

Illegal Smile – “..will you please tell the man I didn’t kill anyone. No, I’m just trying to have some fun.” I enjoy stoner rock and this song doesn’t fit into that genre, but it is as much a pro marijuana song as any stoner or Willie Nelson song.

Spanish Pipedream – “Well, I sat there at the table and I acted real naive for I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve…” Just the beginning of dozens of examples of amazing songwriting. My impression of this song is of a lonely patron at a strip club dreaming of running away with one of the young lasses dancing. Even imagining she whispered that she whispered that they could live together in a home in the country eating peaches and raising children. Pipe dream indeed.

Hello In There – “Old people just grow lonesome waiting for someone to say hello in there. Hello” and “So if you’re walking down the street sometime and spot some hollow ancient hollow eyes, please don’t pass ’em by and stare as if you didn’t care. Say hello in there.” I am calling my mom and dad after hearing that one.

Sam Stone – A song about a war vet that had become addicted to morphine after getting shrapnel in his knee. “There’s a hole in daddy’s arm where all the money goes and Jesus Christ died for nothing I suppose..” The powerful lyrics remind me of people I know addicted to something or other and tears well up my eyes. A really powerful song.

Paradise – I song about the Kentucky town where John’s family grew up. The town is abandoned since the coal mine has closed up. As great a story about coal towns as Loretta Lynn or Dolly Parton ever wrote.

Pretty Good – John was picketed by Women’s Rights groups back in the day because of the lyrics in this song. “..Molly went to Arkansas and got raped by Dobbin’s dog. Well she was doing good till she went in the woods and got pinned up against a log. Pretty good. Not bad. She can’t complain ’cause actually all them dogs are just about the same.” It was about a dog named Molly but this was never emphasized in the song. I’m sure religious folk didn’t care for the lyrics “I heard Allah and Buddah were singing at the Saviour’s feast and up in the sky and Arabian rabbi fed Quaker Oats to a priest. Pretty good. Not bad. They can’t complain ’cause actually, all them Gods are just about the same.”

Your Flag Decal Won’t Get You Into Heaven Anymore – I’m not sure that a flag decal will get you into heaven, if there is such a place, but John didn’t care about the pushback from the war mongers. By 1971 I’m sure most of his fans agreed with him anyway.

Far From Me – A sad song about a couple growing apart while staying together.

Angel From Montgomery – This song made me laugh, cry and get goosebumps..all at the same time. My dog looked at me and gave me that wtf look. It’s the song I swear. It is not just the best song on this album, which is saying a lot, it would be the best song on almost any album.

Quiet Man – I am a quiet man so I can relate to this song. “Last Monday nite I saw a fight between Wednesday and Thursday over Saturday nite. Tuesday asked me what was going on I said Sundays’s in the meadow and Friday’s in the corn” This time I was thinking wtf. I may be a quiet man, but I could never come up with stuff like that.

Donald and Lydia – One of the best songs about masturbation ever written.

Six O’Clock News – A song about an incestual relationship where James Lewis finds out his mother is also his sister. “..Come on baby, spend the night with me..” James Lewis finds out about this after reading his mother’s diary and commits suicide shortly thereafter. Heavy Stuff.

Flashback Blues – It has an older, Hank Williams feel that lifts the spirit to end the album on a lighter note.

If this album was the only one John had ever wrote he would still be considered a legend. It is amazing from start to finish and one I’ll never tire of. I miss you John. Thanks for this.

10/10

R.I.P. Mr. Chi Pig (1962-2020)

The Canadian punk scene lost a legend last week when the front man for SNFU, Ken Chinn (more famously known as Mr. Chi Pig) passed away. He was a gay, mixed race punker in early 80’s Edmonton. That could have not been easy. He battled addiction, depression and homelessness throughout his life, but he left us some incredible music.

R.I.P Mr. Chi Pig. You will be missed.

 

 

Album Review: The Osmonds – Crazy Horses (1972 LP)

Today I am beginning an ongoing series under the heading of “Now for something completely different”. I will occasionally throw a curve ball out there. Just like this one.

My memory of the family name Osmond started at a young age. Growing up a child of the 70’s, and living in a religious family, the Osmonds cartoon show and Donny & Marie show was on our tv back in the day. These were shows I am sure a ton of kids watched but no one would dare admit it. The Osmonds were definitely not cool. Squeaky clean and straight laced. They almost seemed as if they were from an earlier time. Back then I hadn’t even heard of Utah or the Mormon religion, but since my tv time was limited, and I had to watch shows my parents approved of, Donny & Marie it was.

Musically though I quickly moved away from the sappy garbage the Osmond family had become famous for. They call it Puppy Love. More like Puppy Sh*t. 2 seconds into that song and I`m clicking the next button. I just assumed all of The Osmonds albums would be sappy,  early boy band garbage. Then late last year a dude I know from an Ontario metal band sent me a video by The Osmonds. Hah. Nice joke buddy. This should be good for a laugh. This was not good for a laugh though. It was just good. Great in fact. Right then and there I knew I had to search out this album, and even got a few more. I can admit it`s tough to find them in good shape. Almost as bad as The Monkees. I have only ever found one Monkees albumin decent shape. I think that bands that were owned by younger listeners tend to see more abuse.

Back in 1972, The Osmonds had already released 9 albums. The band had done whatever the studio had told them to do, and young brother Donny was already emerging as a teen sensation. The band told the studio they wanted to do a rock album in the vein of their heroes, The Beatles and Led Zeppelin. The studio balked and let the band know it would never work. Probably letting them know it would go over like a lead zeppelin or something like that. I`m really glad for short time frame the band went in this direction, and that I was informed of what I was missing.

Hold Her Tight – The Mormon religion believes in chastity before marriage so maybe not too tight. Any song that begins with a Jimmy Page-esque riff, some sweet talk boxing, and a cool horn section is ok in my books.

Utah – The Beach Boys had California Girls as their tribute to their home state. The Osmonds have this song. It`s a clap happy, toe tapper that has elements of 70`s jazz, 50`s rockabilly and the best of Nashville. Weird mix, I know, but it works.

Girl – if you listed to a Leon Redbone LP at 45rpm and his voice went way  up in pitch, this would be the result.

What Could It Be – This song could have fit onto The White Album or SGT. Pepper`s and no one would have complained.

We All Fall Down – Donny was mostly cut out of this album due to his teenage voice changing, and the different direction of the band. He shows off some pretty trippy keyboard work here though.

And You Love Me – One of those mellow, 70`s Sunday morning songs to chill out, enjoy the sunlight and watch the grass grow. The song even has frogs chirping at the end to complete the image.

Time to flip the black PVC over.

Crazy Horses – This is the song that got me to rush to Discogs. Speaking of Rush, Merrill Osmond, the brother who sings the higher pitched vocals reminds me a lot of Geddy Lee. The band already had a huge female following so it wouldn`t have affected them. Donny does a wicked impression of a horse neighing with his keys. In my opinion, it is the best thing Donny ever did for the music industry. This song is not sh*t. It is THE SH*T!!! The song was banned in many countries throughout the world because censors thought it was about drug use, but it was a warning about the automotive industry polluting the atmosphere. They were not only talented rockers, they were way ahead of the curve environmentalists.  Imagine the censors trying to tell the radio industry that The Osmonds were being banned. Perhaps for Coke use. Classic Coke.

Life Is Hard Enough Without Goodbyes – Some wicked guitar work here, and Merrill`s wicked voice. The hair standing up on my arms and legs tell me all I need to know.

Hey Mr. Taxi – Perhaps Lenny Kravitz used this song for inspiration. It has more of a George Harrison guitar tone than Lenny`s ultra cool. The Osmonds were politely telling the speeding taxi driver to pull over rather than belittling a racist cab driver. No need for car horns to censor the evil curse words here.

That`s My Girl – We go back into the happy zone. The vocal harmonies, horns and string sections are really top notch.

Julie – It begins off in an almost-Little Richard like song then morphs into a doo wop number.

Big Finish – 18 seconds of Looney Tunes meets Jackson 5. Why? No idea.

Obviously from the pictures on the album cover, these 5 brothers were wanting to change their image and show everyone they were ready to rock.

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Pictures aside, this is pretty damn good album. It shocked me the first time I heard it. I say give it a spin and hear for yourself. Chuck Eddy ranked this album 66 (or no. 66.6) of The Five Hundred Best Heavy Metal Albums In The Universe. I wouldn`t go that far. It was sort of metal, especially for 1972, but it was definitely the closest any Osmond has ever come to being cool.

9.66/10